May 2012
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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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releasethemurderbirds:
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
News in Canada: human body parts found in the mail
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the common sense guide to surviving the zombie...
gyzym:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
IN THE EVENT OF AN...
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Zombie apocalypse coming soon
gillyweeds:
ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare...
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the-amateur-detective:
The Legend of Korra: “When Extremes Meet”: Travel in style
(For those who can’t view it out of the country!)
I don’t get why the UK just don’t send someone big like 1d and take this shit home?
It’s all shits and giggles for us. No one wants to take one for the team.
agroncriss:
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
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JK IS WRITING THREE MORE HP BOOKS →